Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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