Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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