your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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