I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You were trust falling into bushes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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