I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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