Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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