Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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