I feel like I'm in dance class right now
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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