I am in a vortex of obligation.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just puked most of my soul out..
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