Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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