ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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