Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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