her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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