ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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