you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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