She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
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