And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
