Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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