Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
