I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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