Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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