what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
