Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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