I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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