Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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