You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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