vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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