Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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