There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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