with your own penis?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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