when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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