There is no way he is gay with that hair.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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