"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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