Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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