So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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