Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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