Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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