I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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