If that was your dad, he is hot
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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