I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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