awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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