you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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