I like to think it a success when the cops are called
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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