I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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