I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
