dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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