Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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