I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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