before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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