so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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