Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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