The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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