So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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